Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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