Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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