How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We're using joints as your birthday candles
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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