god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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