Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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