just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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