Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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