This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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