I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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