Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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