I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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