she looked like the before picture.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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