i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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