the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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