Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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