Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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