I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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