Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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