I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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