Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
