I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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