Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.

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(518): View more from New York

I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before

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(612): View more from Minnesota

If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Regret, thy taste is box wine.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence

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