I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"