I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic