Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.