I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.