Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS