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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(502): everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person http://tfl.nu/7xqj

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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?

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(615): Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN? http://tfl.nu/nemo

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My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.

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(954): My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet. http://tfl.nu/5qcs

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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.

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(337): I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed. http://tfl.nu/us0c

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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.

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(240): She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text. http://tfl.nu/g6ne

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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.

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(423): I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant. http://tfl.nu/k43z

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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.

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(502): I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day. http://tfl.nu/53ab

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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?

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(303): Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing? http://tfl.nu/qv8w

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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.

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(505): Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening. http://tfl.nu/2dkx

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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?

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(848): You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself? http://tfl.nu/hc7l

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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.

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(541): After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave. http://tfl.nu/k4g0

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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.

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(202): A big toe in my vag is not foreplay. http://tfl.nu/p4zv

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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.

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(210): I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float. http://tfl.nu/rjkn

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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor

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(425): I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor http://tfl.nu/0wlf

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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year

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(253): I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year http://tfl.nu/c4bo

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