So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.