I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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