she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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