Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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