that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Even my vagina gasped.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
