Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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