awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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