my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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