Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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