i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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