their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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