She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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