I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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