i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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