roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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