another moral hangover. fuck.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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