Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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