I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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