Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
