Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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