What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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