similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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