he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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