All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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