Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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