GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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