Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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