Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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