bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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