i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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