What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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