All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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