if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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