Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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