sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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