Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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